Funny shirt 'Measure 1567 times, cut 1' short t-shirt, great for a woodworker or carpenter. Perfect for those who are measuring up in their life! Product features - Shoulder tape for stability - Without side seams for a more attractive look - Ribbed knit collar for elasticity - Made from strong and smooth fabric - Classic fit for comfortable wear Care instructions - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Do not iron - Do not dryclean